Saturday, May 7, 2011

Job Application #14

Security
This is a no brainer. I am more than qualified for this position. 

I have observation skills. I can detect a cheater from across a room. I can see a smirk from behind and I can herd large numbers with one whistle.

I can bark orders. I can give the 'look'. I can gesture with the best of them.

It will be a challenge for me to stand still, in a corner, as I see most security doing, but as I age I may be able to adapt.

The holster and the gun may be a problem. I'm not sure I'm into the western look, nor do I really like a uniform. I rather have my own style. Maybe my employer will be flexible on that. 

Maybe Undercover Security?


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