Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Moloner

Hmm, what might that be you ask?

My sentiments exactly.

A student wrote this in a story that I was editing. Usually I am VERY good at reading and deciphering invented spelling, but in context this made no sense to me.

So I asked.

She said: Mowlawner.

Me: Mowlawner? Hmm, I'm not sure what you mean.

She: You know the thing you cut the grass with.

Me: Oh, you mean lawn mower!

Not only can I be in charge of security when people are in lines or coming in mass to a building in retirement, I can decipher spy codes. I'm also good at detective work.

The skills I have...

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