You can tell I'm retired

Yesterday I was at the Mall with my mother in law to help her buy some boots and I saw one of the young teachers I used to work with.

I said, "Is there no school today?"

And she replied, "No, we are going to be in school til the end of June."

And I realized I have fully acclimated myself to retirement because I did not pay any attention to the 'Snow Day' for our local district.

OMG, I have arrived.